Zhu Tianci, CEO of a publicly traded company on Blue Star, transmigrates one day to the twenty-first day of the eighth month in the seventh year of the Tianqi era of the Ming Dynasty. Facing Zhu Youjian, he says: "This letter appoints Prince Xin as the Ming imperial clan's chief sacrificial official. He is to guard the Central Capital faithfully, without fail!"
Facing Hong Taiji, he says: "I think your dancing is pretty good. The Imperial Music Bureau happens to need someone for a dance in Hu clothing. What? You'd rather die than dance? Fine, go die, then. Dorgon, you're up!"
Facing the Donglin Party, he says: "What? You want to change emperors? Great! The retirement home needs storytellers, and the kindergarten needs teachers to teach the basics. Off you go, burn yourselves out for the Ming! Keep it up!"
Only Wei Zhongxian kowtows and cries out: "Whoever my master wants taken down, this old servant will take down!"
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
