The Nine Heavens' Wage Slave

Tang Sanzang: "Wukong, just take me straight to the Western Heaven on your cloud somersault."

Sun Wukong patiently explains: "I can't, Master. We can't cheat on our pilgrimage. Listen, let me explain..."

Zhu Bajie: "Brother Ren, are you really some mighty figure even more powerful than my Brother Monkey? Just tell me straight, would you?"

Ren Anping smiles. "If I say no, are you going to try to steal the vegetarian meat I'm holding? Don't worry, there are demons up ahead."

Zhu Bajie: "I don't believe you. You're definitely trying to fool me! You just don't want to share your tasty food!"

Sha Wujing: "Second Brother, you'd better be careful. When has Brother Ren ever been wrong?"

Watching the millions of points on his livestream dashboard soar, Ren Anping says, "Thanks to 'Trample the Heavens' for the banana-leaf fan! You're so generous!"

Comments: "My Bajie is so cute! ~￣▽￣~"

Ren Anping smiles at Zhu Bajie. "It's not a demon. It should be very hot up ahead, so bring plenty of water."

The five travelers draw near to the Flaming Mountains.

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