My System Is Out of Line and Drives the Entire Cultivation World Crazy

Bai Ye picked up a System that had been rejected 999 times.

After binding to him, the System formed a pact with him to live and die together. In its efforts to help Bai Ye cultivate immortality, it drove the entire cultivation world mad.

Bai Ye: System, are you messing with me? I haven't made a breakthrough in three years, and now you're asking me to do it in an hour?

System: Please rest assured, Host. If you succeed, you'll receive a reward from the System. If you fail, this System can transfer the punishment to someone else!

Master of the Qingyun Sect: What does Bai Ye's breakthrough have to do with me? Why do I get punished by releasing poison gas whenever I speak?!

Ancestor of the Medicine Pavilion: Who is Bai Ye?! He can't even make pills, so why do I jump into a furnace as soon as I see one? I make medicine, I'm not trying to turn myself into a pill!

Demonic powerhouse: Bai Ye, here's the top-grade spirit weapon you wanted. Hurry up and claim it as your own so you can finish the task. How am I supposed to show my face in the cultivation world with green hair all over me?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual events or people is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.