Honghuang: I Bounced Out of a Rock From the Start

I, Chu Ran, definitely can't be the most miserable transmigrator of them all, right?

The first time I transmigrated, I landed in the Great Chaos World. I was planning to witness Pangu splitting the heavens from the earth and the many fiends vying for supremacy.

But instead, I transmigrated right into a rock!

What, am I supposed to become Sun Wukong?

Luckily, a single "internet catchphrase" did the trick.

The System only activated at that moment. So watching videos and laughing at dumb internet users really is useful. What good is knowledge, anyway?

Option One: Let nature take its course and die! Reward: +1 point.

Option Two: Stand firm and break out on your own! It will take a hundred years to die of exhaustion! Reward: +1 point.

Option Three: Have no dignity and hope some big guy outside rescues you, so you can escape the rock! Reward: +1 point.

"What do you mean, 'have no dignity'? This is just knowing when to bow your head. A little humility now makes for a better future. System, you don't understand a thing. So I choose the third option."

If the System could talk, it would surely tear Chu Ran to shreds with insults.

Star Host!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.