Brother, You Don't Have to Be so Perfect.

"Senior brother, I feel a dull pain in my lower abdomen when I circulate my qi. Am I going crazy?" "You have menstrual cramps." "Oh..." "Senior brother, I just felt like someone was holding my throat while I was practicing. Is there a killer?" "Your pajamas are on inside out." "Oh..." "Senior brother..." This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.