Tomb Raiding: I Lie Flat, While Hong Gu Eavesdrops on My Thoughts

After transmigrating into a tomb-raiding world, Qin Tian becomes the older cousin of the naive Wu Xie and activates a lie-flat System. The lazier he is, the stronger he gets!

But who could have expected that Hong Gu would be able to hear his thoughts?

"Chief, it's absolutely safe down there. Let's hurry up and enter the tomb."

Yeah, right. It's midday, when those poisonous insects are most active. If we go down, there probably won't even be scraps left of us.

"Qin Tian, you should learn from Hong Gu. Stay calm when trouble comes, fight bravely, and do your part for everyone."

Heh! If I hadn't deliberately drawn Hong Gu's attention just now, she'd have already melted into a puddle of pus. She's useless and only makes things worse.

She's got a nice figure, though. With a little shaping up, she'd make a decent little wife for me.

Hong Gu: ...Qin Tian, can't you just say what you mean?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.