Life-Saving Milk Tea

A cup of hot tea can keep you alive for half a day; a cup of whole milk can keep you alive for most of a day; and a cup of iced milk tea can keep you alive all day!

In an apocalyptic era of global famine and extreme heat, an ice cube capable of freezing the world, a dairy cow able to nurse all living things, a tea leaf that has seen better days, and a lone young man set out without hesitation on the path to becoming the ultimate life-prolonging king!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.