Orochimaru, You Don't Actually Think S-Rank Forbidden Jutsu Are Hard, Do You?

After transmigrating into the Naruto world and joining the Akatsuki, Baishi only wanted to learn S-rank forbidden techniques from the big shots and grow stronger.

The Akatsuki members taught him all sorts of nonsense, claiming that if he couldn't learn it, he simply lacked talent.

But they never expected Baishi to learn everything. Only...

Seeing Hashirama Senju summoned by Baishi wield a Zanpakuto and wear a Shihakusho, Orochimaru said, "That's not how I taught you to use Impure World Reincarnation!"

Sasori: "You call that Transformer and Gundam a puppet?"

Deidara: "The mushroom cloud from Nuclear Release: Nuclear Spiral Pill is what true art looks like!"

Obito: "You saw Kamui and invented a Anywhere Door, so you can go wherever you want?"

Facing Boruto-era Six Paths Naruto and Sasuke wearing Ant-Man suits, Isshiki Otsutsuki exclaimed, "How can you shrink and grow, too?"

Black Zetsu: "What the heck? You turned Infinite Tsukuyomi, which was supposed to revive my mother, into unlimited Wi-Fi covering the entire shinobi world so everyone can play games online?!"

When the Otsutsuki trio descended upon the shinobi world, they saw every ninja wearing Rinnegan helmets and throwing out Capsule Corp capsules that produced mecha Ten-Tails. They were all dumbfounded.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.