The Face-Fruit Gains Sentience and Becomes the Empress's Bonded Spirit Beast

My name is Yu Luoxi, and I am a reincarnated empress. My companion spirit beast is called Yunchang. I suspect he might be a legendary ginseng fruit that became a spirit. He is... very special. It’s not a question of whether he’s strong or not. He’s just the kind of person who... Take a look:

1. To a talent: “You’re a mature talent. Do me a favor and cultivate on your own!”

2. To a tribulation: “Tribulation, do me a favor and take the day off!”

3. To a powerful foe: “You’re a mature appendix. Do me a favor and act up on your own!”

4. To the Great Dao: “Primordial Thunder Great Dao, don’t get carried away. Do me a favor, and take this free gift. It’s a great deal!”

In short... he’s absurd. In front of him, everything and everyone has to “do him a favor.” I’m just so... envious and jealous.

Enough of that. I’ve decided to lie flat in this life!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Do not imitate.