I Start Out Invincible and Soar with a Useless System

"System, make me a pretty girl."

Lin Yu called out weakly.

"Can't do that," the System replied without mercy.

"Then make me a sacred sect to mess around in," Lin Yu said.

"Can't do that," the System replied as usual.

"Then give me some top-tier gear and immortal jade to spend," Lin Yu said, disappointed.

"Can't do that," the System answered wearily.

"I'm already invincible, so what the hell are you good for?" Lin Yu roared.

"I'm responsible for guiding you to study the Core Socialist Values and become a positive, optimistic, sunny person who is willing to help others," the System said with a hint of pride.

"What?! You lousy System! I want a refund!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.