Reborn: From the Start, I'm Bajie

"Buddha, I don't want to be a monk. I want a wife, and I want lots of the prettiest wives." Bajie makes a grand vow. "Pretty little demon, let my master go. Take me instead, and I promise I won't resist." Bajie faces death without flinching. "Monkey, let's make a deal. I'll take the short end of the stick and let you have the glorious, mighty ** title." Bajie selflessly offers. "Junior Brother Sha, you take the male demons, and I'll take the female ones." Bajie speaks with righteous conviction. "What? You don't agree? Then take a rake to this old pig!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.