The Cultivation System Fell for Me, and a Big Shot Takes the Lightning Tribulation for Me

What happens when a System goes through 999 Hosts in ten thousand years?

System: "Host, I've evolved into an intelligent System! Complete missions to earn rewards. If you fail a mission, you can choose someone else to take the punishment for you!"

Bai Ye: "System, you're not going to screw me over, are you?"

System: "Of course not! You're the only one for me. I'll never change my heart!"

And then...

Classmate: "Bai Ye failed his mission, so why am I being punished? Every time I speak, I release poisonous gas! I'm going to kill Bai Ye!"

System: "Anyone being punished must not harm the Host. Otherwise, the punishment will become even more severe!"

Treasure Merchant: "I'm just passing through! Bai Ye, please let me go. How am I supposed to do business with green hair all over me?"

System: "The punishment will disappear as soon as you help the Host complete his mission."

Demonic Cultivation Bigwig: "Bai Ye, here's the top-grade pill you wanted. Hurry and take it. If you don't break through soon..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.