Jiangshi: I Lie Flat, but Uncle Jiu Can Hear My Thoughts

After transmigrating into a zombie world, Ye Xuan became Uncle Jiu's disciple.

He activated a lie-flat System, which gave him rewards as long as he kept lying flat.

But who could have guessed that Uncle Jiu could actually hear his thoughts?

"Xiao Xuan, get ready. I'm taking you out for some foreign tea to broaden your horizons."

Heh, I almost believed you. You're just afraid of making a fool of yourself and want me there to take the fall.

"This feng shui master has a conscience, at least. He'll bring disaster to you for one generation, not eighteen."

You've got to be kidding. Where did eighteen generations come from? This feng shui master clearly wants to wipe out the entire Ren family!

Hey, Qiusheng looks so listless. He must have already run into that female ghost, right?

You want me to help Uncle Simu drive corpses? Are you pushing me into a pit of fire? I can't handle that royal zombie!

Uncle Jiu: "Damn it! Can't you just say what you mean?!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.