Great Qin: I'm a Lazybones, but the Ancestral Dragon Hears My Thoughts

He transmigrates to the eighth year of King Zheng of Qin's reign and becomes Meng Yin, Meng Tian's younger brother.

He activates the Couch Potato System. The more he lies flat, the stronger he gets, and every day spent lying flat brings all kinds of rewards!

Who could have guessed that Zheng Ge would be able to hear his thoughts?

"My younger brother Cheng Jiao is leading troops to attack Zhao this time. He will surely win a great victory and avenge the five states' attack on Qin!"

Yeah, right. It would be a miracle if Cheng Jiao didn't rebel against Qin and surrender to Zhao at Tunliu. And he thinks he can get revenge?

"My mentor has compiled the Spring and Autumn Annals of Master Lu, giving our Great Qin a huge advantage!"

Advantage, my foot. Lü Buwei had Lao Ai pretend to be a eunuch so he could sneak into the palace and sleep with the Queen Dowager. She even got pregnant with Lao Ai's child. Doesn't he deserve to die?

"The elixir of immortality Xu Fu made is excellent. Surely it won't be long before I achieve eternal life!"

Zheng Ge, can you stop dreaming? Xu Fu's elixir is full of mercury. If you keep taking it, you might not live another six months!

Ying Zheng: ??? Can't you just say what you mean?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.