Invincible Across the World: I'm Really a Peerless Expert

My mount is a Golden Heaven-Devouring Lion. Among my maids are peerless female emperors, Maidens of the Great Dao, and empresses who have ruled for ten thousand generations... Even the dirt in my courtyard is a supreme yao beast. It eats Great Dao Immortal Pills and drinks nectar and jade liquor. Its droppings are top-grade spirit pills that cultivators would go mad to get their hands on. I'm truly an unparalleled expert, so why doesn't anyone believe me?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.