I, a Straight Man, Pissed Off the Pretty Girl into the ICU at the Beginning

In the eighteenth year of time travel, when looking at legs in Sanya, the "Straight Man System" arrived! The fusion of the Tianxiu Straight Man and Steel Straight Man systems shocked the world. Dumb girl: "Brother, can you add me on WeChat?" Chen Tian: "No more." Ding, you directly rejected the stupid girl and got the god-level powerful pill. Dumb girl: "Why?" Chen Tian: "You are in peace!" Dumb girl: "Why are you like this? Can't you be more tactful?" Chentian paused, turned around and threw the phone into the sea. "Sorry, I don't have a mobile phone." Ding, the host is awesome. System: "I knew I wouldn't bind the wrong person!" Chen Tian: "You know what a der, people are so angry that they are sent to the hospital." That's it for the introduction, it's not an entertainment article. The daily life of a straight man who doesn't know himself. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.