My Disciples Are a Bunch of Ridiculously Overpowered Goofballs

After transmigrating to another world, Song Qianliu emerges from seclusion only to discover that his sect has been destroyed!

He activates the God-Tier Sect System and establishes a sect on the main battlefield between humans and demons in the Desolate Domain!

The System even summons a whole group of goofball players from Blue Water Star, sending their souls into the bodies of sect disciples!

And so the sect's style takes a sudden turn!

Speedrunning expert: The monsters in the beginner village can one-shot us, but if you learn my Ice Spike Up-the-Butt technique, you can kill them without taking a scratch!

Top Five LoL Squad: "We're the strongest team! One day, we'll be the ones to defeat the Seventy-Two Demon Gods!"

Tower Defense Player: "The monster horde is coming! Hurry up and team up to farm sect contribution points! I've got my turrets and arrow towers ready. If I don't carry you all this round, I'll livestream myself eating instant noodles mixed with shit!"

Native Human: "Where did such a powerful sect come from in the Canglan Domain?!"

"What! Song Qianliu's disciples can break through to the Human Spirit Realm in one second?!"

"What! Song Qianliu's disciples can even solo-kill great demons?!"

"What! Every single one of Song Qianliu's disciples has a sacred physique?!"

This novel and its characters are purely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.