Special Forces: The Greatest Mess Hall in History

The drill instructor: "What? Our special forces got surrounded and cut off? What a bunch of good-for-nothings. Send in the mess-hall crew."

"Report: Mercenaries have attacked along the border. The border troops can't break through by force."

The regiment commander: "No need to tell me more. Send in the mess-hall crew. Tell them to capture the gang leader alive."

"Commander, he insists on staying in the mess hall as a squad leader. What should we do?"

The commander: "That little rascal, is he still holding it against me for investigating him?"

"Fine, I'll go invite him myself! Tell him to come back as chief instructor!"

The most badass mess-hall squad leader in history...

This novel and its characters are purely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is entirely coincidental. Do not imitate.