I'm Five Thousand Years Old, and I'm the Boss of an Archaeology Team

Somehow, I just kept on living, and I stayed young the whole time. Isn't that infuriating?

My life has spanned five thousand years! I've made it to the new century, and

I don't have any particular talents, but I know history exactly as it happened!

So I put together an archaeological team. Archaeology is practically child's play to me. You should come see how I dig up treasures using my five thousand years of memories! Since archaeology is so easy for me, my life in the mundane world is worth a look, too! Come along: I'm five thousand years old, and I'm the boss of an archaeological team!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.