I Just Evolved, and Now My Wife Is About to Lay Tiny Spores

My wife is about to give birth to little spores.

Yes, a fungus. The little spores from mushrooms.

The world we live in is undergoing biological mutations, and humans are hunting me down everywhere.

What a joke. I'm just a little mushroom, and my wife is an ordinary human. She's only a little prettier than most. We're perfectly unremarkable.

Zombies show up, and it's my fault. Monsters show up, and it's my fault. You humans can't beat them, and you blame me?

I'm not having it, so I took all the things humans couldn't beat and made them my underlings!

Mutation Control Bureau: Food, gear, weapons, money, beautiful women, whatever you want, we'll give it to you. Please, the three of you, just stop running around.

No, no, no, we didn't say you were the biggest source of mutations. We know you don't infect people. But the ecosystem we worked so hard to balance has another crack in it because you ate something again!

That man at the very top of the food chain is truly terrifying!

An urban daily-life story about mutations.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.