Shocking Livestream: I'm Kishimoto, What the Hell Do I Know About Konoha?

He wrote Naruto in a parallel timeline under the pen name of Masashi Kishimoto, and just as he was finally enjoying both fame and fortune, he transmigrates into the world he created.

“Lord Kishimoto, what do you think of Konoha?”

“Me, Kishimoto? I don't know a damn thing about Konoha!”

“So, is it really called Konoha because it's rotten to the core?”

Hiruzen Sarutobi, now an old man, looks confused.

“Lord Kishimoto, why did my father die such a tragic death?”

“To be honest, it was because a certain illustrator thought twins were too hard to draw.”

“I didn't die at the hands of my student, but because I wrote a novel full of steamy scenes?”

The white-haired novelist is brought back to reality from a livestream of his own glorious death.

“Was I defeated by a speech because I believed in Naruto, or because I was just too powerful?”

A certain emaciated red-haired man begins to question his entire life.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.