Journey to the West: Master, Could You Stop Being So Arrogant?

Li Fan travels to the world of Journey to the West and gets a Villain Apprenticeship System from the start. He can only take villains as disciples and train them to become supervillains.

The Black Bear Spirit tells Guanyin: "My master told us that we're villains, and villains are supposed to be arrogant. Get it? A nobody like you is nothing to worry about, Guanyin!"

The Yellow Wind Monster says: "So what if they're Buddhists? We're villains, and my master has my back."

The Guanyin Bodhisattva of the South Sea tells Sun Wukong: "Don't provoke Li Fan, or he'll really beat you to death."

Sun Wukong says miserably: "Old Sun doesn't want to provoke Li Fan either, but every monster on the Journey to the West is his disciple. Old Sun's at his wit's end!"

The Tathagata: "Don't look at me. I'm worried about the pilgrimage too."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.