I Was Just About to Unite Earth, and You Tell Me This Is Journey to the West

Chen Mo, a balding programmer, has finally reached the highlight of his life!!!

He's transmigrated! To the Zhenguan era. It's definitely the Tang Dynasty, no doubt about it.

He's getting ready to make glass with one hand and cement with the other, put firearms on the agenda, and unify the world, when he suddenly hears that this is Nanshanbuzhou!!!

Chen Mo is dumbfounded! This damn place is actually the world of Journey to the West!

Hmph! Aren't all transmigrators destined to be the chosen ones? He refuses to settle for an ordinary life.

I want to become an immortal! I want eternal life! Oh! I could go eat Tang Sanzang's flesh!

"Sanzang, dear little brother, come cut off two ounces for me! I'm having hot pot today!"

"Hey, you cheeky monkey, why are you pulling out your staff? What's the matter, burning with desire? Oh! You want hot pot too."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.