Great Tang: My Thoughts Are Overheard, and I'm Asked to Marry Li Er's Sister

During the Wude era of the Tang dynasty, he became the only son of the Loyal and Brave Marquis.

At the grand banquet celebrating Great Tang's victory in Hexi.

Li Yuan: "Everyone, should we take down Wang Shichong?"

They were talking about attacking someone else, when their old base in Taiyuan was about to be taken.

Li Yuan: "Who dares speak such nonsense?"

Li Yuan: "What do you think of my three sons?"

Oh, they're great, all right. The eldest was poisoned by **, and ** was even more ruthless, wiping out both the eldest and the third.

Li Yuan: "Who dares curse my sons? Come out here!"

Li Yuan: "Yi Fan, how about I marry my daughter to you?"

Yi Fan: "Your Majesty, I have a private ailment and cannot bed the princess."

Li Yuan: "If you're willing, I'll give you the woman who danced at the last banquet."

The old emperor's concubine! Does he want me to sleep with another man's wife? Wait, wouldn't that make me Li Er's stepfather?

Li Yuan: "That woman is still a virgin."

Sigh! The emperor is getting old. Even with a beautiful woman at his side, he can't rise to the occasion.

Li Yuan: "I'll kill you, you little brat!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.