Urban Girl: I Have 900 Million Golden Elixirs

Ninth Senior Sister: "Junior Brother Wang Teng has been cultivating for 500 years and has not yet become a Nascent Soul. Will he commit suicide due to excessive sadness? How about we help him hang himself to prevent him from committing suicide?" "Senior Sister Ninth, I have never thought of committing suicide." Thirteenth Junior Sister: "What! Ninth Senior Sister is going to help Senior Brother Wang Teng hang himself" Twelfth Junior Sister "What! Ninth Senior Sister is going to fuck Senior Brother Wang Teng" Junior Sister Eleven: "What! Senior Sister Ninth wants to go to the toilet and Senior Brother Wang Teng wants to accompany her!" Tenth Junior Sister: "What! Ninth Senior Sister is going to the latrine with Senior Brother Wang Teng" Eighth Senior Sister: "What! Ninth Junior Sister and Junior Brother Wang Teng stayed in the hut all night. When they came out, their bellies were round." Seventh Senior Sister: "What! Ninth Junior Sister and Junior Brother Wang Teng ate in the hut all night?" Sixth Senior Sister: "What! Ninth Junior Sister was pregnant when she and Junior Brother Wang Teng came out." Fifth Senior Sister: "What! Ninth Junior Sister is pregnant with Junior Brother Wang Teng's child" Fourth Senior Sister: "What! She got pregnant in the hut?" Third Senior Sister: "What! Junior Brother Wang Teng actually made Ninth Junior Sister pregnant with twins in a latrine overnight?" Senior Sister and Second Senior Sister "There is a happy event at home, prepare wine" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.