Ten Thousand Years of Life? The Book of Life and Death Says You Die Today

Yan Muge arrives in a chaotic parallel world.

In the courtyard to his left lives a cold-faced young man named Zhang Qiling, carrying an ancient black-and-gold sword.

In the courtyard to his right lives a Maoshan Taoist priest named Lin Fengjiao, whom everyone calls Uncle Jiu. He also has two utterly ridiculous disciples.

Then there's Feng Baobao, who freeloads at Yan Muge's home every day and refuses to leave no matter what he does.

One day, as Yan Muge stares at his empty wallet and considers making Feng Baobao pay for her keep, he suddenly awakens the Life and Death Reincarnation System and obtains the Book of Life and Death.

Now, looking at the people around him, Yan Muge finally understands. They're a complete funeral service team! Not only can they fight, they can also perform rites to send off the dead and take care of the burial, all in one neat package.

What? You say you're an immortal with ten thousand years left to live?

Sorry, the Book of Life and Death says you only get to live until today!

P.S. Big shots, give the first ten chapters a try. If they aren't satisfying enough, feel free to roast me in the comments.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.