Prank System: I Offended My Homeroom Teacher from the Start

Su Ge transmigrates to a modern urban world and gets an overpowered golden finger, the Prank System. Little does he know that his pranks will take him further and further down the rabbit hole...

Ding! The System has issued a mission!

Mission: As a student, how could you possibly refuse the kind guidance of your beautiful homeroom teacher? Sincerely thank her for caring about you and promise to study hard from now on. To show your gratitude, give her a gag gift containing a lifelike fake snake. After successfully scaring her, sneer contemptuously and say:

"Teacher, you're so naive. I'm not the person I used to be. Why would I need a lousy teacher like you telling me what to do?"

Ding! A mission has appeared!

Mission: In a commanding tone, stop the two beautiful upperclassmen about to pass you and say to them disdainfully:

"You two, stop right there. Please, do something decent for once. If you're that hideous, don't have the nerve to come out and scare people in broad daylight..."

Host, complete the mission as soon as possible!

Su Ge: "This..."

I'm so screwed...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.