I’m Just a Carpenter, but the Female CEO Came Looking for Me Three Years After Her Burial

I'm just a humble carpenter.

I made a coffin, and the female CEO who'd been dead for three years came back to life and found me.

I made a window, and got a peek at different actresses bathing.

I made a door, and who knew if it would open onto the White House or the Mausoleum of Qin Shi Huang.

I made a wardrobe, and it led to the legendary Narnia.

Fine, I put up a fence and opened the gate, only to see Bilbo Baggins doing aerobics.

All right, I'll make one last door. I opened it and saw the Wall at the End of the World.

Damn it, what was I saying?

I'm absolutely quitting this carpentry business for good. The things I make are so astonishing that an ordinary carpenter like me can't take it. They scare me!

Huh? Why are you all looking at me like that? Why are you treating me like some kind of deity? No, seriously! I'm just an ordinary carpenter.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.