Chinese Conversation Contest: Making Millions of Foreigners Cry with Awe

As the Dragon Kingdom rises, its cultural exports are gaining momentum.

To seek more international cooperation and help the world better understand the Dragon Kingdom's advanced technology, thriving culture, and cutting-edge innovation, the country plans to establish Confucius Institutes abroad. They will spread Dragon Kingdom culture and language, while giving foreigners who wish to visit the country a solid foundation for living, studying, and working together.

But this has drawn the scorn and resentment of many great powers on Blue Star.

So an exchange meeting based on Chinese is held. The representatives of each country will agree to the establishment of Confucius Institutes only if they deem it necessary.

Host Sa Beining: "First, the listening section!"

Music starts playing: "The Jiangnan Leather Factory has gone bankrupt! The boss has run off, and now we're selling wallets cheap, cheap! Wallets that used to cost one hundred, two hundred, or three hundred yuan, all of them, every last one, are only twenty yuan!"

Host Sa Beining: "What is being sold for twenty yuan?"

The foreigners stop tapping along to the beat: ???

It was a Chinese-language exchange meeting, but it left millions of foreigners in tears.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.