Ancient and Modern Myths: Western Gods Besiege the Earthly Old Man

The old man from Xicheng Land misappropriated public property and unexpectedly defeated the Greek Pioneer Group. In order to avoid being punished, he had to lie and claim that it was a monster attack. Unexpectedly, the superiors not only believed it, but also gave out a reward of nearly 5,000 yuan based on ten merit points per person! Xicheng Tutu Old Man: "Hey, don't tell me, the monsters who came this time are not very strong, and they have shit-yellow hair. Needless to say, it's so ugly!" Local reporter: "What are your psychological activities when you are fighting?" Xicheng Tutu Laozi: "Who doesn't want the merit gained for nothing!" Local reporter: "Ahem, please note that we are broadcasting live!" Xicheng Land Old Man: "Ahem, kill demons and protect the people. This is what every land should do!" Local reporter: "Do you know the origin of this monster?" The landlady from Xicheng said: "80% of them are from some cave. Look at their damage... This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.