Becoming a Saint in the Imperial City, My Thoughts Overheard by the Chongzhen Emperor!

Chen Shen transmigrated to the late Ming dynasty and, to his dismay, became a eunuch.

Fortunately, he had a laid-back sign-in System. By lying flat, he could achieve martial arts sainthood and have his flesh and blood reborn.

After lying flat in the imperial city for fifteen years, Chen Shen was on the verge of completing his great work when Chongzhen, the doomed emperor, unexpectedly heard his thoughts!

So, with no way out, Chongzhen took Chen Shen for his last hope and began listening in to save the country.

"Your Majesty is wise and mighty. You will surely wipe out the rebels and crush the Manchus!"

What nonsense. A crooked-neck tree is the emperor's ultimate fate!

"The treasury is empty, with no provisions for disaster relief or war. The fall of the Ming is nigh!"

Blind emperor, every official in your court is richer than a king. Confiscate their estates!

Chongzhen: Li Zicheng? The Manchus? As long as I listen to the words of a sage, I can revive the Ming!

Chen Shen: Run the Eastern Depot? Become the Nine-Thousand-Year Lord? No thanks! Isn't it better to travel the mountains and rivers with Ajiu and Yuanyuan?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.