I'm a Professional at Treating Insufficient Firepower Syndrome!

Caliber is justice, and turrets are truth.

Range is fairness, and firepower is democracy.

Mobility upholds freedom, and armor guards peace.

Vision brings the dawn, and concealment brings hope.

Penetration promises victory, and a hit means victory.

We specialize in nuclear submarine repairs, recycle used aircraft carriers and space shuttles, overhaul nuclear reactors, dismantle and clean missile engines and change their oil, convert manual controls on unmanned reconnaissance drones to automatic, service space shuttles and replace all three filters, perform annual inspections on flying saucers in outer space, install welcome mats on all models of missiles, and clean, wax, and polish the surfaces of satellites at high altitude. We wholesale J-10s, F-22s, F-35s, B-2 bombers, hydrogen bombs, and atomic bombs.

We also offer the complete Dongfeng series of cruise missiles, provide particle colliders, and offer technical support for capturing antimatter atoms and repairing wormholes. Better prices for bulk orders, 30% off for group purchases, and 50% off flash sales. Under the national three-guarantee policy, returns are accepted within seven days, exchanges within fifteen days, and repairs are covered for one year.

I specialize in treating firepower deficiency anxiety!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.