Everyone Thought I Was a Good-for-Nothing, but I'm Actually a Cultivation Genius

An Xiaoxian: "I'm a model young man. In real life, I'm timid and put up with everything, but online I throw punches, insult netizens, and swagger around. Just as I was using my five-fingered girl to have some fun, I got so carried away that I died!"

After transmigrating to another world, just when everyone thought I was only good for going home and eating dirt, a reclusive expert lured me back to his sect!

Eldest Senior Brother: heir to a reclusive clan. Second Senior Sister: princess of the dynasty. Third Senior Brother: richer than a kingdom, with mountains of wealth. Fourth Senior Sister: born with a sacred physique. Fifth Senior Sister: holy maiden of the demon race. And me, An Xiaoxian, a hopeless loser from the Flower Planting Nation, unable to cultivate!

Ding! The Strongest Five-Fingered Girl's Ecstasy System activated!

Watch a chick-pecking-at-rice picture, ding! Obtain the Great Roc Subdues the Dragon Art!

Steal Senior Sister's panties, ding! Obtain the Supreme Mystery Scripture!

Snatch snacks from a kid in the neighboring village, ding! Obtain The Plum in the Golden Vase!

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I, An Xiaoxian, cultivate immortality so that there are no gods above my head, and the world lies within the three inches of my palm! With a single hand, I summon the sword... no, the sword comes! I'll slaughter every demon and god in the heavens!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.