Why Are All My Disciples Such Goofballs?

After transmigrating to a high-martial world, Changqing becomes a rookie sect master and activates a Sect System.

The System can actually summon companions from Blue Star. Their souls transmigrate, and the System reconstructs their bodies in this high-martial world, making them sect disciples.

The Fourth Calamity has arrived.

And so the sect's whole vibe changes.

Monster-hunting gamer: Newbie here, forming a party to hunt monsters. Need someone to hand out bread!

Dark Souls gamer: The monsters in the starting village are too busted? I took an hour of blocking and rolling to beat one.

Tower defense gamer: Set up the ice towers and arrow towers! Protect the sect! If even one monster gets inside today, I'll stand on my head and take a dump!

The native cultivators of the high-martial world are dumbfounded.

What? Every one of Daoist Changqing's disciples is at the Enlightenment Realm?

What? One of Daoist Changqing's disciples soloed the Heavenly Demon?

What? Daoist Changqing's disciples swept through another world today?

Say that again, you bastard!

Daoist Changqing! Are you still taking disciples?!!!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.