I, the Taoist Priest

"I think of Yuan Yu, the little white dragon in my wanderings, a descendant of Mr. Yuan Tiangang, the first person of the younger generation of the orthodox Taoist Tianyi sect, who is proficient in pharmacology, exorcism, and suppression of demons. I have never done anything immoral, and I often help poor people. When I have nothing to do, I help an old lady cross the road. But why does God want to play such a joke on me? Didn't I just flirt with Xiao Cui, Xiao Fang, Xiao Lan and other girls from Yihong Tower? I didn't make any other mistakes, right? You didn't need to hit me with lightning. You said you could just hit me, but you brought me to a spiritually barren place like the 22nd century. I have nothing but martial righteousness, but I can't serve the society. I hate you so much! Xiao Cui, Xiao Lan, I miss you so much!" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.