Chinese-Language Shows: My Language Takes the World by Storm

A ranking of the difficulty of languages around the world, made by a famous foreign blogger, goes viral and wins unanimous approval from netizens overseas.

But Chinese netizens are furious to discover that Chinese ranks below one hundred!

Then a Chinese language quiz show is launched.

The production team invites countless language experts and top performers from around the world to compete in a live broadcast.

They arrive full of confidence, only to be stumped by the very first question...

"Xiaoming said to Xiaohong, 'Your eyelashes look so pretty!'"

"Oh, they're fake."

"Are they really fake?"

"They're real!"

"So, are Xiaohong's eyelashes real or fake?"

The foreigners: "???"

"Xiaoming asked Xiaohong, 'Are you bringing a pen to the exam?'"

"Xiaohong: 'Oh, I'm bringing a writing brush!'"

"So, did Xiaohong bring a pen or not?"

The foreigners are driven completely crazy...

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This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.