Xuanhuan: Don't Mess with Me, or I'll Smash You to Bits!

Xiang Gong stood on the head of a giant red-haired ape. A black cat perched on his left shoulder, a multicolored sparrow on his right, and a patterned snake coiled around his left arm. Behind him stood a ** menagerie of bizarre behemoths.

Faced with the hostile stares of a vast crowd of strange-looking creatures around him, Xiang Gong said expressionlessly,

"Don't mess with me! Or I'll slap you dead!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Do not imitate.