Foreigners: Chinese Is Terrifying! Mom, Save Me!

Qin Feng transmigrated to a parallel world and became the host of a Chinese-language challenge show.

Anyone who made it through the show would win a grand prize of tens of millions!

Before long, contestants came flocking in, with foreigners among the most enthusiastic.

Linguists, professors specializing in Chinese, language prodigies, and all sorts of other foreigners signed up for the competition.

But just as they were brimming with confidence, sure the prize money was as good as theirs, Qin Feng hit them with a question that left them completely baffled.

Qin Feng: "Xiao Ming's friend asks him, 'Xiao Ming, what are you doing with Xiao Hong's book?'

'You damn idiot, it's mine!'

So whose book is it, exactly?"

Foreigners: "???"

Qin Feng: "Xiao Gang says, 'My little sister's coming tomorrow. Can you pick her up for me?' Xiao Ming replies, 'Pick up your sister? I'm not picking her up.'

So did Xiao Ming pick her up or not?"

Foreigners: "WTF!!"

"Mingming clearly, clearly likes him, but he just won't say so."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Do not imitate.