Showbiz: My Sweet Dreams Came True!

Dreams become reality, and I start with ten trillion.

I quit being a simp and set out on the path of a generous benefactor.

I sign two girl groups, make a few movies, and start a comics company.

Before I know it, I’ve kicked off a showdown between Chinese stars and Korean stars.

Yang Mi: Our slogan is: Take down their girl groups and win our brother-in-law back!

Lin Yun'er: Oppa~

Yang Mi: Those Korean girl groups are nothing. We have more variety, with exotic charm and the virtues of a good wife and mother.

Lin Yun'er: Oppa~

Yang Mi: And we have our big sister backing us up!

Lin Yun'er: Oppa~

Yang Mi, furious: Is “oppa” the only thing you know how to say?!

Girls' Generation and T-ara: Oppa~

Zhao Liying: Meow meow meow?

This book is also called: Please stop fighting! If you keep this up, I’ll just take them all for myself. Please don’t use your brain while reading this book.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.