Street Interview: Licking Dogs, Being Among Dogs and Not Knowing the Dogs

On the street, Su Yu interviewed passers-by. Su Yu: "Sir, have you ever been a dog licker?" Passerby: "No!" Su Yu: "Do you have any experience of licking a dog?" Passerby: "No!" Su Yu: "Then do you have a girl you like?" Passerby: "Yes!" Su Yu: "Then what stage of development have you reached?" Passerby: "We are still WeChat friends and we often interact together!" Su Yu continued to ask: "Then how do you chat? Do you ask more questions, or does she ask more questions?" Passerby: "I asked her all the time, and she replied to me!" Su Yu: "Then how did you feel after receiving the reply?" Passerby: "I'm so happy. Last night she sent me a good night emoticon. My dreams at night were sweet!" The boy is very happy, with a joyful and happy expression on his face! … As Su Yu asked more and more questions, netizens said that you are indeed not a dog licker, but a saint licker! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.