Chinese Program: the Opening Makes Millions of Foreigners Crazy

Many experts and scholars in the world diss Chinese, saying that this language is the simplest language in the world. To demonstrate this, we organized a program called Chinese Rainbow Bridge. The program invited countless language experts from abroad to conduct live competitions. Foreign experts and scholars, full of confidence, began to diss Chinese in the program. The host asked a fatal question. "For the first question, the teacher asked Xiao Ming to erase the blackboard." "Xiao Ming said, I will wipe it, but I won't wipe it!" "Excuse me, did Xiao Ming wipe the blackboard?!" Many foreign experts and scholars: "What are you asking?!!" "The second question is Shi Shi, a poet in the stone chamber, who loves lions and swears to eat ten lions. Shi Shi always sees lions in the market at the right time. At ten o'clock, ten lions are in the market. At the right time, Shi Shi is in the market. Shi Shi looks at ten lions and relies on the power of arrows..." "Ask, how many lions are there?" Under such questions, foreigners went crazy. They knelt. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.