Warm Wine, Beheading Hua Xiong: Cao Cao Remains Unfazed

Zhuge Yu transmigrated into the Three Kingdoms era:

Diao Chan: Husband, can I become an immortal?

Zhuge Yu: Of course. With me around, you could even become emperor if you wanted.

Cao Cao: Please accept me as your disciple, Master. I'm willing to hand my kingdom over to you.

Zhuge Yu: Your aptitude for martial arts is poor, but if you train diligently, living for eight or nine hundred years shouldn't be a problem.

Zhuge Liang: Master, can I attain the Dao and become an immortal?

Zhuge Yu: With your aptitude, that's more than easy.

Liu Adou: I...

Zhuge Yu: You can forget it. Move along!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.