Master, Why Don't You Just Come Clean Already?

Yeah! I'm just a mortal! But... all right! The little fish I keep are called Golden Dragons by other people! The birds I raise are called Yuanfeng and Golden Crows! And the dogs I keep, they say, are Qilins and Nine-Headed Yuanshengs... The tree I planted is a Dao Enlightenment Tea Tree... But I'm just an ordinary mortal, damn it! What's wrong with you cultivators?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.