The Goddess Asked Me for Help, but I Roasted Her Until She Shut Down

"If your mom and I fell into the water, who would you save?" the beautiful immortal asked.

"Sorry, I'd save my mom, then go to your house with her to eat at your funeral banquet."

During a talk show, Qin Feng honestly answered this age-old, impossible question.

He chews out man-haters and tramples on vile public intellectuals. There's no problem a straight-shooting man can't solve!

Qin Feng accidentally obtains the Strongest Straight Man System. Chewing out goddesses makes him stronger.

Ding! Host's cruel treatment of a beautiful flower leaves A-rank goddess Gao Yuanyuan devastated. Gained 20 Straight Man Points and the Divine Singing Skill!

Negative emotions from Jin Zhengming: Scumbag Points +10, +5, +5

Obtained a luxurious mansion in Kyoto's Fourth Ring!

Ding! Resentment detected from Nuwa. Reward: Sage's status!

"Sigh, there was no road in the world to begin with. But once enough people have been stabbed, it becomes one!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.