A Ninja Who Pats Heads Is Too Terrifying

Bai You transmigrates to the world of Naruto and activates the Headpat System.

In Headpat Village, headpats make you stronger.

He's the spokesperson for the Uchiha and Hyuga clans.

Jiraiya writes his exploits into a novel.

The protagonist of the Make-Out Paradise series is renamed after him.

Jiraiya considers him an idol.

Tsunade: "I'm the mighty Fifth Hokage, and he still gave me a headpat."

Senju Hashirama: "Little Tsunade, don't feel bad. Even I got headpatted by that terrifying boy while standing atop the giant Buddha."

Uchiha Madara: "Dancing in front of him makes me feel like a clown."

Otsutsuki Kaguya: "How could I, the mother of all things, get headpatted by a mere mortal?"

Ninja: "Is getting headpatted what awaits us all?"

A ninja who gives headpats is truly terrifying!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.