Journey to the West: Zhang Bairen, You Actually Eavesdropped on My Thoughts

After transmigrating into the Journey to the West, I became Taibai Jinxing. I had planned to coast through life, but the Jade Emperor happened to hear my inner thoughts.

"The pilgrimage to the West can earn merit. It's a good thing!"

Merit, my foot! Once the journey is over, Buddhism will flourish, and you, the Great Heavenly Venerable of the Three Realms, will really become a puppet ruler!

"That monkey defies the laws of Heaven. Have Li Jing lead a hundred thousand heavenly soldiers to capture him and take him to the Immortal Execution Platform!"

That monkey was personally taught by those treacherous Western saints. They're just waiting for you to act, so you can make a fool of yourself and become the laughingstock of the Three Realms.

"The people of Fengxian County showed disrespect to the Great Heavenly Venerable. They deserve to be punished!"

The chicken eats the rice, the dog licks the flour, and the candle burns through the lock. You came up with a scheme like that? How could you not realize the Western Buddhist sect deliberately set this up to toy with you, you absolute fool?

"The Seven Fairies were merely immobilized by that monkey. They're unharmed."

Each of the Seven Fairies has her own unique charm. If I were to immobilize them, I'd make sure to show each of them a good time!

Jade Emperor: "Could you keep your thoughts to yourself instead of saying them behind my back? Guards, betroth the Seven Fairies to..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.