Honghuang: The Narrator Tears Into Tongtian from the Start!

Luo Fan transmigrates into the Primordial World as a member of the Jie Sect, awakening the Lie-Flat Youth's Outraged Ranting Narrator System.

He can become stronger just by lying flat, but to his surprise, there's also a narrator who rants indignantly about everything and everyone.

The problem is, everyone else thinks he's the one doing the ranting.

Sect Master Tongtian asks why he's lying flat instead of cultivating. He seems to respond with polite respect, but in truth he couldn't care less, thinking, "Who are you to tell me what to do? Whether I cultivate or not is none of your business."

Sect Master Tongtian: ???

Golden Spirit Holy Mother comes to pay him a visit. He acts like a perfect gentleman, but in truth, he wants her to be his cultivation partner and bear his children. He hopes she won't be so ungrateful, since her catching his eye is an honor.

Golden Spirit Holy Mother: ???

Daoist Duobao comes to visit and make friends. Luo Fan calls him a rare guest with a smile, but thinks, "What's Daoist Duobao worth? He wants to be friends with me? He's nowhere near worthy!"

Daoist Duobao: ???

Then the Investiture of the Gods calamity finally arrives, and the narrator suddenly appears throughout the entire Primordial World.

Even the Heavenly Dao is utterly savaged by its rants!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.