I, the Great Qin Auspicious Beast, Lay Flat at the Beginning

Bai Zhi awakens the 'Salted Fish Lying System' at the beginning and transforms into a great Qin auspicious beast! The cute giant panda lives a life of lying on his back every day, summoning princes and generals from various dynasties to ask questions about luck. Unexpectedly, Ying Zheng, the 'shit shovel officer', could actually hear his own voice. Ying Zheng: "I must be correct about this question and win the first prize!" Pull it down. I clearly chose C for this question. Didn't you choose the wrong answer? Ying Zheng: "Xu Fu's elixir is well made, and I will give you one as well." I've turned over your alchemy furnace. Don't let me eat this heavy metal poison. Ying Zheng: "You are an auspicious beast in the world, why are you so lazy? Why not join us to create a prosperous Great Qin Empire!" I am not a panda, I know the joy of lying down ........ This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.