I Topped the High School Exams, but My Phone Came to Life

Li Qiu, a super student, became an overnight sensation thanks to the documentary High Schoolers. His grades were outrageously good. But in the documentary, he devoted all his energy to studying, had terrible life skills, and showed no interests outside of schoolwork. This drew plenty of criticism, with people mocking him as a high scorer with no ability, a case of stunted development, and a sad product of exam-oriented education...

But after the college entrance exam results came out and the documentary about high schoolers wrapped up, Li Qiu discovered that his phone, untouched for three years, had gotten so lonely at home that it had somehow become sentient!

Phone: Master, I downloaded the Keep fitness app for you three years ago. I've been helping you work out ever since. Please accept your eight-pack abs!

Phone: Master, Ant Fortune downloaded successfully. I've managed your New Year's money for three years, and now you're rich enough to make the Hurun Rich List!

Phone: Master, WeChat has added the prettiest girls at your school for you, and I've even helped you win them over. Their photos are in your album. Pick one for a date based on your preferences...

And so, an all-around male god was born...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.