Who made a first-year Hogwarts student start fighting as soon as he got off the train?
Who is the little brat even Snape can't handle?
Who makes Dumbledore exclaim, "Now that's an expert"?
Who brought the four houses together like one big family?
He's a points machine, the top student in his year, a recipient of the Order of Merlin, a legend in the wizarding world, and Hogwarts' little troublemaker.
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
Commentary on the second chapter of "The Little Bastard of Hogwarts" written by Lian Zhu.